And who wrote it?

I can't remember his name

I'll tell you who wrote it

I can remember his name

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Ah Eamon come on now that's out of order

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

You started it

I didn't

You didn't even know who wrote it

I look forward to

The future with Louis

Somehow I think we're going to get a lot of fun

Out of Louis

I think he's a total spoofer

Total Spoofer

What do you mean a spoofer?

What do you mean a spoofer?

What do you mean a spoofer?

He's a bullshitter

Ah no Eamon come on now

Don't be

I'm not having that

No

No

You can't be using that sort of language

I know it's after the watershed

It's after every watershed

Yeah I know

Have you seen those comedians

No

That were on Network 2

Well baby

Get out of town

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Rod Liddle

He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one

Ronaldo's performance tonight

Was a disgrace to football

Liam doesn't want me to say this

He says I'll get myself into trouble

It was a disgrace to football

In what sense was it a disgrace

It was a disgrace

Of petulance temperament

Throwing himself on the ground

At least half a dozen times

Looking for fouls that he didn't get

Claiming two penalties that he didn't get

Waving his arms at other players on his own team

It was a disgrace to professional football

You asked before was this about two great young players

Messi and Ronaldo

Well if it was Messi proved himself

After only 45 minutes football in the last six weeks

To be a real pro and a real player

This fella Ronaldo

Total Spoofer

He's a bullshitter

Acting the maggot

He's a cod

Eamon you can't say that

This was a big match

If he scores a thousand goals

In the Premier League season

To go out

And behave himself

In a big match

In a semi-final

The way he behaved himself tonight

Right up till the final seconds of the match

He was diving

Pretending he was pushed

Throwing his hands up in the air

Cutaway shots of him there

Total spoofer

It's really hard to get away from this

But the one fella

Who can do something for Ireland

Is sitting in Cork

And the political class you refer to

Is where donkeys go

Noonan

Teacher

Enda

Teacher

Go back to school lads

And teach

You described this country as a dump

It is a dump

I hate hearing that

Well you ask the 450'000 people who are un-employed

You ask all the people who have young children now

And they don't know if

A if they can get a decent education

B if they will ever get a job in this country

And C if they get sick tomorrow

Will they have to wait for a colonoscopy

Will they have to wait two years

Will we see repeats of stories

Prime Time Investigates

The Clare homes

The health scandals

This is not a functioning democracy