I'm a drunk to a waitress
I'm a quarter to a jukebox
A toast to time well wasted
And sure, to trouble, I'm no stranger
And to the rain, a place to fall
And to the truth, I'm a teller
To tell the truth, fellers
And to the weed, I'm a light
And to the road, I'm a runner
And to a guitar, I'm a picker
And to the pawn shop, I'm a ring
I'm something to everyone
I'm a hat rack to a Stetson
Just an asshole to a stool
Well, I'm a blessing to my mama
And to the weed, I'm a light
And to the road, I'm a runner
And to a guitar, I'm a picker
And to the pawn shop, I'm a ring
I'm something to everyone
And to myself, I said I'm sober
But to the bar, I'm cut off
And to that cop, I'm .2 over
And to the state of South Dakoter
So to the wind, I'm a weed
And to the weed, I'm a light
And to the road, I'm a runner
And to a guitar, I'm a picker
And to the pawn shop, I'm a ring
I'm something to everyone
Hell, I'm something to everyone
(I just thought I'd tell you)
(Good luck to you and everything)