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Live Concert At The Forum

1972

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This next song is from a record breaking show

And it really set a record

It lasted nine previews and one performance

This is true, so I feel it's an important show

And the name of it was 'Another evening with Harry Stoons'

Oh, you remembered

Hmm, well, anyway, here's the main song from it

Call me a boob

Call me a schlemiel

Call me a brain

With a missing wheel

Call me what you will

But nonetheless, I'm still in love with Harold Mingert

And it's not because he has a car

Arnie Fleischer has a car, but a car is just a car

And if Harold didn't have a car to his name

I guess I'd love him just the same

Call me what you will

But nonetheless, I'm still in love with Harold Mingert

And it's not because he has a wealthy family

Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family but money isn't everything

And if Harold didn't have a dime to his name

I know I'd love him just the same

But sometimes, I ask myself

Why then, do I then love Harold Mingert

Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart

And I don't find romance and a dance in his heart

The only answers I can think of

Are Harold Mingert's money and Harold Mingert's car

Call me what you will

But nonetheless, I'm still in love with Herscher Mingert

Also Arnie Fleischer

WRITERS

Jeff Harris

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Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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Sexual