Listen, hon, I mean, ah, as slamming as you are and all that good stuff;
It ain't doing me no good out here cause you got too many clothes on.
So why don't we just take this cab and uh, slide on uptown and uh,
slip out of this comfortablenesses of the world around us. Do you know
what, you know what I am saying babes? Matter of fact uhhhhh
Ah, honey listen here please.
Let me speak for a while and
Tell you all about the grand slamming.
Let's do the uptown slide,
Don't need a transfer or auto ride.
We only need a cab with us inside.
Finally finally we got uptown,
Honey's drawers came down.
Bah bah Dress, now tell me have you any pull.
I said honey uhh, again I said it slow.
Coming out the boxers and my joint will surely grow.
Then she started feeling,
I thought of slamming girlfriend from the floor to the ceiling.
She said that she would come.
I said it wasn't four play,
She said, 'one two, one two' and went down for a mic check.
Her mike sounds nice check one.
Her mike sounds nice check two.
She did this 'till it was all gone.
And on, and on, and on, she kept on [Repeat: x 4]
You gotta do something about those wisdom teeth baby. (added during second line)
Though your sounding as good as a CD.
Everything was Dolby, or rather was okay.
She was playing Frito and I play the Lay.
Then I heard a knock only to hear a voice say.
Yo, you can't have a show without the DJ.
I entered in my drawers, to show that I was live.
The hoe didn't believe that I was nine point five.
She said, 'Let me see it Long, may I see it please?'
I said, 'Yeah, get a good look. Drop to your knees.'
I was erectified. I gave her the proof.
And then I suggested a little roof roof.
She was uptight, I said, 'Hon, there's nothing wrong,
I'm the sugar dick daddy Mister Long.'
Don't get offended by the position I recommended.
The bottom is what I hit.
Tip and Sugar Dick, blazing trails of evil.
Long you got the felt cause I sure enough got the needle.
Now put them on the arm that pertrudes like a stick.
And live up to your name,
As the dookie hits the fan,
So I'm scoping out that ass.
Her hands spread the butt cheeks.
Tip plus Long plus the hoe equals wet sheets.
I'm gonna come in your face.
I'm coming, in your face.
I'm gonna come in your face.
Bitch just let me pee on you.
I've got the anal sun god.
I've got the anal sun god.
