Goddamnit Duke this shit mad crazy bro
Go and grab the camera crew
You know they love our bangers
Much as they love our visuals
We just flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
We can't be pigeon hold it
I got my Pendleton flannel buttoned
Up to the top all the latinos say I'm the
Coolest Chino on the block (Ha)
Yeah I got the guap (GUAP)
And I'm buying stocks (STOCKS)
Browsin' like it's Firefox
Hot and ready, Little Caesar's
Room full of that Hello Kitty
She got a case of that yellow fever
Sext it call it how'd she get my number?
Gave her dick, then made a GIF
Then post it up on Tumblr
Ha! Western Avenue, doin' what I have to do
Catch me up at Chapman Plaza
Drinkin' on that happy juice
Find me with them Ratchets That's
Throw a fuckin' party and we
Crashin' it like Bandicoot damn, I'm the man
All I hear is fucking camera clicks
Yeah we on that Captain Planet Shit
I don't give a double fuck
I'm Korean Jesus turnin' water
Yo, yo, they shot and them clickin' (Hold it)
Yo, the blonde's on the bong still spliffin'
She say she can't wait, she just really wanna
(Hold it) yo, here the drummer come
They fuck with me, they hassle me
They constantly harassing me
There's so many people on my dick
The fire marshal called bring the
Law to my balls sWAT team involved
Even the dog's a lost cause
Man I swear I would compare 'em
To a pack of fucking pubic lice
Old folks say I'm stupid nice
Give your crew some kites
Tell 'em, "Here you go fly 'em!"
Cause the heaters floatin' by 'em
I'm in a league with Nolan Ryan
To compete there's no one tryin'
Ain't no people cold as I am
Saying where's your fucking lion
I'm a vet, you a fucking noob
You a fucking square, and your team is a cube
I was writing music when you was still
Swimming up in your dad's nut
I wish he'd never fucked with that fat slut
You pre-cum baby johnny Come Lately
Holler at my homie Duke if you
Want a beat that's fucking crazy!
I'm bout' to take her pigeon hole
Bitch is bowl legged I'mma fuck
Her till she pigeon toed (Yup)
It's LSD like Timothy Leary lickin' toads
And I don't know what these niggas told you
I'm just steezin' like I'm supposed to
Hair up like I'm Goku check the vocal
Get that shit so loco blow up never local
Got thirty Asian bitches off that Soju
Gave me all their numbers so
I called that shit sudoku oh yeah, oh yeah
And I'm so rare, and it's no fair
And I pour up, then I pound out
Then I report like Colbert
And I chief more, then I Navajo
Let me let you know, if you're unaware
If a girl don't wear no underwear
Then we gotta do it like a double dare
Saht, Dumb, and Wax bitch
Skill is for the wax heads
Inseams to dust, and ashes to ashes
Beat the beat up like young Cassius
When y'all ass is slower than molasses