Lyrics
(Check-check)
(Yo, what the-Are you Benjamin?, One-two)
(Dog, are you serious right now?
I'm gonna need you to
Get the Hell out of my car like now)
Hey stranger, this here's the banger
This is the long-awaited
Highly-anticipated game-changer
Peace Fam, I need a jet, no disrespect
Could ya link a website that I could check?
Well, I've got this digital press-kit
(Grrrr) one of my peoples put
Together with minimal effort
I ain't asking for much, just blow me up
That's it oh, that's all?
Ch yeah, my manager says shit, I
Ain't down for that call
I'm like: 'text it'
Bro, you got a manager?
Bro, I got industry reps that'll advance
My career to the next level just first
I need to get this debt settled
I paid for that shit
To Hell with them record exec devils
Yeah, they Satanists
They told me I should rap over death metal!
(What) i said I'll stomp on you
Fools like an effects pedal
Yeah, that happened ha, well
Good luck with your rapping career!
Here, have my drink tickets and
Have yourself some beer
But I'm sick though! Let me slip this
Here disc through the slit in
Your window while you stay parked on
My big toe you'll get home (No)
Just let me spit this flow: if
Every Harry, Dick and Tom
With a demo and a bomb
(Listen to my demo, listen
Listen to my demolition) listen to my demo!
(Listen to my demo, listen
Listen to my demolition) listen to my demo!
(Listen to my demo, listen
Listen to my demolition) listen, just listen
I am not your Uber, I am not your Lyft
I ain't got your ticket
You're not on the list
I am not the one this is not the time
But, I wish you luck i hope
You get what you ride
(In the parking lot jesus)
He said if I get a second
He'd appreciate the feedback
I wish he woulda mentioned that
He really didn't need that
He hit me with a text to tell
Me when he's back in rehab
I gave him the retweet
He told me 'I can't eat that'
Believe that? I had to book him a show
I had to put him on the track
He said be out on the road in fact
I put my shit on hold because
His was ready to go!
(You telling me you really did so?)
Oh, homie, shit no! No disrespect
I know that this is your year
But the Beard don't care!
(Check-it! Oh yeah)
Two last polar bears squeezed
Outta our natural habitat
When we go down, we're standing back to back
Loyalty is Royalty, man!
(I know that's a fact)
My cruise is not your Uber, Junior!
(Also, fuck that)
(Get out of the car)
(Alright, word can you call me a cab?)
I'm not your Uber, I'm not your Lyft
I ain't got your ticket
You're not on the list
I am not your lover, I am not your friend
I am not your Uber, you may not get in
'cause I am not the one
And this is not the time
But, I wish you luck i hope
You get what you ride
I am not your lover, I am not your friend
I am not your Uber, you may not get in
Unless you listen to my demo
(Listen, listen to my demo)
Listen to my demo
(Listen to my demo, listen
Listen to my demolition) listen to my demo!
(Listen to my demo, listen
Listen to my demolition) listen, just listen
WRITERS
D, BERNARD JR DOLAN, BERNARD JR OLAN
PUBLISHERS
Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing, BMG Rights Management
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