Granny, they're expecting you
Come right this way, step right in, ok?
Wait oh, say it now, say it now, ahem
Me and the Ohio Players gonna tell you about a worm
He's the funkiest worm in the world
There's a worm in the ground, yes there is
When he wants to get down
But when he comes out of his hole
He sounds something like this
Oh that's funky, that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Come on with it again fellas, come on with it
And through all the land, yeah
He plays guitar without any hands
Yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to get up and dance
Gonna make a million dollars
I get it all, till he can spend it
Don't, don't, don't fight the feeling, don't fight it
Ok that's enough, get outta here
Here you go people, listen to this, this is really funky, get outta here
Goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out
Do we get paid for this? I wanna know
WRITERS
Clarence Satchell, Gregory Webster, Leroy Bonner, Marshall Jones, Ralph Middlebrooks, Walter Morrison