They say I'm just a clown
That I ain't got no pride
The girls look really cute
They think I'm just a jerk
I'm on the outside, I'm on the outside now
This is where it all begins right here
On the outside lookin' in, I'm on the outside
I never even tried counter
Culture passed me right by
The patrons sit and stare
The waiters make wise cracks behind my back
They flunked me by the rule
They say I had no motivation, brains or dedication
I guess the imbeciles were right I'm on the outside
I'm on the outside, I'm on the outside now
This is where it all begins on the outside looking in
I'm just an alien through and through
Tryin' to make believe I'm you
Just a stranger on the outside looking in
The disco makes me sick I
My feet are much too wide (I'm on the outside)
You think you set the trends
You wear your hair just right
Your clothes are out-a-sight
Your house is modern really kitch
You get so macho when you're with your bitch
I'm on the outside. I'm on the outside. I'm on the outside
I'm on the outside. I'm on the outside now